my life as melissa z
collegehumor:

Sign Offers Choice Between Condoms and Diapers
“Can you figure out some way to get the condoms to sell better?” 

collegehumor:

Sign Offers Choice Between Condoms and Diapers

“Can you figure out some way to get the condoms to sell better?” 

collegehumor:


Speed Racer’s Mach 5 IRL

The coolest car you’ll never use to pick up girls.

collegehumor:

The coolest car you’ll never use to pick up girls.

collegehumor:


Chocolate Darth Vader Heads

Mmmm, the dark side of the chocolate.

collegehumor:

Mmmm, the dark side of the chocolate.

scottlava:

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE Art Exhibition tonight!
If you are somewhere in LA, you should go to the show tonight at Gallery 1988. I won’t be there, but this painting i did called “Caring For Others” will be there. (pictured above)
Also, Slashfilm did a piece on the pre-opening last night.. right HERE.
“Assemble”
Opening Reception: Thursday, May 3rd, 7-10PM at Gallery 1988, 7021 Melrose 

scottlava:

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE Art Exhibition tonight!

If you are somewhere in LA, you should go to the show tonight at Gallery 1988. I won’t be there, but this painting i did called “Caring For Others” will be there. (pictured above)

Also, Slashfilm did a piece on the pre-opening last night.. right HERE.

“Assemble”

Opening Reception: Thursday, May 3rd, 7-10PM 
at Gallery 1988, 7021 Melrose 

Grimm Brothers

i think that the Grimm brothers fairy tales should be made into movies. they’re so much more interesting than the Disney ones. 

weekend

thank goodness for this four day weekend. i would have died if i did another ib assignment…

Elsewhere

today while doing chem stuff i found myself day dreaming. day dreaming to later that day when i’d come home from giving my blood and i would chill at home. not doing anything of importance until i needed to eat.

last night

so, i went to the tracy high varsity football scrimage last night. it ended before my mom though it would. so at 8:30, when all the shops are closing down, i roamed around down town tracy. this was the worst idea ive had EVER. i passed by two men who said hello. being polite i said hi. then they responded with, “your very pretty, where are you going this time of night.” i responded with what i could muster at the time. “this way” and quickly walked faster, holding the knife i had in my purse a little tighter. when i got to a jazz bar on central, i wondered if my friend ira was working and if he could let me inside the E gallery. he never reponded. then i bought a cranberry juice and sat down where i could watch a football game. the man sitting next to me started talking to me. he asked where i lived, where i just came from, if i drink… then we had a conversation about how important school was. and all i coukld think of is this is how my dad met all his friends. but, unlike my dad, i wasnt drunk. so i’ll leave you to guess the answer to the drinking question. then i was hit on by this guy sitting out the window so he could see me. the whole time the nice two ladies who was working there along with the man working the grill asked me if i was doing okay. i said yes. finally at 9:30 my mom picked me up. i then flipped out saying next time i’ll catch a ride with my friends, but not to ever leave me like that again. but, i had fun at the football game. got to see buff men run after a ball and tackle eachother.

HOME

so today i was finally able to get on the computer. last night i had a dream of one of my best friends. i had the erge to call him, but that just never worked out…

This morning

I woke up this morning and freaked out cause i couldn’t move my arms. i then realized it was because i had rolled myself into a burrito with my blanket.